nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

risingdemondeanwinchestre:

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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mountainboats:

i don’t miss high school and i don’t miss dragging myself out of bed at 5:30 and i don’t miss the stress and anxiety but i miss driving towards the sunrise and drinking cheap gas station coffee and i miss sleeping in the jazz room before music theory and i miss the way my locker door slams and i…

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

ridiculouslyproper:

Classic Plato

ridiculouslyproper:

Classic Plato

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